Moevyng, Year 169 — Archive — The Gielinor Gazette

◆ Moevyng, Year 169 ◆

Dragon Spotted Near Lumbridge — Adventurers Advised to Stay Indoors

A level-274 dragon has been sighted circling the skies above Lumbridge Castle, causing widespread panic among the town's low-level population. The Lumbridge Guard has issued an emergency advisory.

Reldo the Librarian·21st Moevyng, Year 169

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Politics

King Roald Faces Vote of No Confidence Over Varrock Sewer Crisis

Members of the Varrock Palace Council have tabled a motion of no confidence against King Roald after raw sewage was discovered flowing directly into the River Lum.

Aeonisig Raispher·23rd Moevyng, Year 169

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Economy

Grand Exchange Prices Crash After Duplication Glitch Rumours

Mass panic selling has gripped the Grand Exchange following unconfirmed reports of an item duplication exploit. Rune platebody prices have fallen 40% in a single trading session.

Zaff of Varrock·22nd Moevyng, Year 169

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Community

Fishing Trawler Declared 'Worst Minigame Ever' For 14th Consecutive Year

The annual Gielinor Minigame Awards have once again crowned the Fishing Trawler as the worst minigame, maintaining its unbroken streak since records began.

28th Moevyng, Year 169

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Community

Falador Massacre Anniversary Memorial Draws Record Crowd

Hundreds gathered in Falador's central square to commemorate the anniversary of the infamous massacre, with calls for improved city security.

27th Moevyng, Year 169

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Opinion

Opinion: The Grand Exchange Was a Mistake

Our columnist argues that the introduction of the Grand Exchange destroyed the social fabric of Gielinor and we should return to standing in Varrock West Bank shouting 'selling lobbies 200ea.'

26th Moevyng, Year 169

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Skilling

Local Man Achieves 99 Runecrafting, Nobody Cares

Despite years of dedicated training, a Gielinor resident's achievement of level 99 Runecrafting has been met with universal indifference.

25th Moevyng, Year 169

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Quests & Lore

Ancient Magicks Discovered in Jalsavrah — Archaeologists Baffled

A team of researchers exploring the pyramid of Jalsavrah has uncovered a previously unknown chamber containing scrolls detailing powerful ice magic.

24th Moevyng, Year 169

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Combat & Military

Wilderness PKer Claims Self-Defence After 47-Kill Streak

A notorious Wilderness PKer is claiming self-defence after eliminating 47 adventurers in a single afternoon near the Chaos Temple.

24th Moevyng, Year 169